
Don't worry. I'm not going to leave you hanging. And speaking of cold, welcome "fall" to Ohio. And by "fall" I mean winter. 46 and rain at kickoff and otherwise just an ugly day. Kind of brings back memories of a certain windmill kicker. Yeah, I hate that guy. But I'll get back to the revenge (and to MSU) later.
You may recall I had a bad feeling about Oklahoma. I literally said it over and over, like this. And despite that feeling, I talked myself out of picking Oklahoma to beat us. Well, I had a bad feeling about Penn State too. I mean, they are No. 2 in the nation. They have the No. 1 scoring defense. They are No. 2 in turnover margin and No. 6 in fewest penalties committed. They have a mobile, dangerous QB and a Heisman candidate RB on offense, and an extremely stingy defense. They are outscoring opponents 90-0 in the 1st quarter so far this year. Michigan's defense was supposed to be great and Penn State put up 42 on them. You should also know that this will be the 8th time where both schools are ranked in the Top Ten. The 3 other times Penn State has been ranked higher than Ohio State, the Nittany Lions have won. To add insult to injury, two of those 3 wins occurred in Columbus. Meanwhile, the only team with a heartbeat that we've really played - one that also had a very mobile QB - skewered us to the tune of 31-16. Mindset (heavy on the sarcasm).
Looking for a silver lining, I noted this game is at 3:30, not 8:00 p.m. because of the World Series. At first, I thought that was a blessing. Urban Meyer has lost 7 games while at The Ohio State University. 6 of those kicked off at 8:00 p.m. He is undefeated at Noon. He's only lost one that kicked off at 3:30. But then I remembered that the ONE was MSU in 2015. And, yes, the weather on Saturday will be just like MSU in 2015. (But not for me because I'll be at EPCOT in Orlando on a whirlwind 48 hour trip to WDW to celebrate my son's birthday, but I digress). Put it all together and I went all Captain Brody on my stuff. Then,

I said to myself, "Self, let's look at Penn State's opponents." Here's a quick chart:
Opponent Record Total Offense Rank Scoring Offense Rank
Akron 4-4 117 102
Pittsburgh 3-5 93 98
Georgia State 3-3 85 114
Iowa 4-3 104 81
Indiana 3-4 95 89
Northwestern 4-3 74 83
Michigan 5-2 98 90
Not exactly "elite" teams. Not exactly "elite" offenses. Maybe it's easy to be No. 1 in scoring defense when you play a schedule like this. (Note - Indiana that PSU faced was much different than the one the Buckeyes faced in Week 1. Total change at QB). So, maybe we should not be so critical of Ohio State's improved performance facing less than stellar talent because everyone is raving about how great PSU is while facing a similar schedule.
"But the Nittany Lions have Trace McSorley at QB. He's so dangerous!" (my internal monologue). McSorley completes 66.8% of his passes. He has 8.54 ypa (yards per attempt) and has thrown 14 TDs v. 5 INTs. J.T. Barrett, on the other hand, completes 66% of his passes, has a 9.7 ypa, and has thrown 20 TDs v. 1 INT. Let that sink in for a second. And if you want to compare running ability? McSorley 3.1 yards/rush v. Barrett 6.5 yards/rush.
"And the media loves Saquon Barkley. He's the Heisman front runner." (yes, I talk to myself. A lot). Well, Barkley has 757 yards on 117 rushes. J.K. Dobbins has 775 yards on 100 rushes.
So, what's my point? Maybe Penn State isn't all that great. Or, maybe Ohio State is just as good, if not better, than Penn State.
Anyway, I promised to get back to revenge and MSU.
Urban Meyer is 45-4 in his career with more than 1 week to prepare for an opponent. He is 19-1 in October at Ohio State. As our coach, he has never had 2 losses in a season before December 31. And he is 3-0 in "revenge" games (games in which he plays an opponent the next season after a loss). Spoiler alert: we lost to Penn State in 2016.
As for MSU references? Well, I am thinking about a game v. Sparty, but it's not the 2015 debacle in the Shoe. Rather it's the 2014 matchup in East Lansing. Buckeyes suffered an early season loss at home, and had put together a mild win streak v. weaker opponents. Michigan State was higher ranked and had beat Urban in the B1G championship the year before, so it was a revenge game. Michigan State had a tremendous defense with gaudy statistics. And the weather was a lousy 39 degrees and overcast. At the time, who could blame me for being negative?
But then the unexpected happened. Ohio State's offense continued it's dominance over a defense that was supposed to stop it. Rather than a lower scoring slugfest, we saw more of a track meet. The teams combined for 86 points while the pre-game O/U was 57.5. The Buckeyes put 49 on the mighty MSU and won by 12. J.T. was dropping dimes and running free.
My message to you for this weekend - expect the unexpected.
Ohio State opened up as a 7.5 favorite. I was shocked. The line has come down now to 6.5, meaning people are betting on Penn State and taking the points. I thought that was the very smart move. Then, I started seeing little hints here and there that the sharks are going to take the Buckeyes and give the points. Maybe that's "#fakenews" but maybe not.
Call me crazy, call me delusional, but I feel very confident that this will be a game none of us expected. Except me, because I'm telling you now what I expect. No low scoring slugfest. No Ohio State boondoggle on offense. No Saquon Barkley Heisman capping performance. Take the Buckeyes, give the 6.5 and bet the over (54.5).
Schaef Says: Ohio State 42, Penn State 27.


