Why bother? I mean, not this blog/e-mail/chat. I
appreciate those of you who read this and actually look forward to it. I
even appreciate those of you who delete it as soon as it hits your inbox.
No, I’m talking about Ohio State’s season in general.
I have seen a vision of the remainder of the season and it depresses me.
I see it as plain as the graying man-stache that lays just north of Mike
Bonfiglio’s upper lip (inside joke - sorry). The bleakness of the future is causing me to
drink. Well, not “causing” me if you want to be technical about it, but
causing me in so much as adding to the reasons I drink. I believe the
Ohio State season currently checks in as Reason No. 43, but I digress.
Let’s discuss Illinois, briefly, shall we? With a win
on Saturday, The Ohio State University will tie the record for consecutive B1G
victories with 20 – held by The Ohio State University. The teams from
2005-2007 set the mark, only to have the streaked broken by . . .
Illinois. Go here
to have the lime juice poured into your paper cut. That was Illinois’
last win in the series. Of course, each of their last 5 wins in the
series have come in Columbus. This was not one of
them. (Go to the 14:50 mark to see someone lose a shoe. P.S. You can hear
my cheers in the background if you listening closely enough). But
this is not your Mike White
Illini. This is your Tim Beckman version, which is to say it is
sort of like the Mike White version, except not as good. Or, just not
good. At all. 10-22 overall and 2-18 in the conference says a lot.
“But,” you say, “they beat Minnesota last week!”
And Virginia Tech was once 2-0 and ranked No. 17. Anomalies happen.
Look – Illinois has trailed after 3 quarters in every game this
year. EVERY GAME! Let me tell you who was on Illinois’
schedule: Youngstown State, Western Kentucky, Texas State, Washington,
Purdue, and several other B1G teams – none of whom have been Ohio State or
Michigan State. Now, granted, in four of these games Illinois was
able to come back. At home, in the cozy, wind-blown confines of Memorial
Stadium. On the road? Yeah . . . not so much.
Illinois does have a “big play” offense in that they are 17th
in the nation in plays of 20 yards or greater (I cannot verify this stat
anywhere so I will trust the University’s athletic
department on this one). They are No. 1 in the Big Ten in passing
offense, and No. 8 in Net Punting. Here are the other categories in
which Illinois is highly ranked. On defense, they
resemble the Cincinnati Bearcats. Let me put it this way – in the last
two games in the series, Urban’s teams have scored 52 and 60
points. I think it is safe to say that no matter how bad the weather is Saturday night,
we will score between 52 and 60 on Illinois.
Unlike Penn State, Ohio State will be able to step on the
throat of Illinois so that this does not became another game that elevates my
blood pressure and ages me 10 years. And for those of you scoring
at home, I will be in attendance on Saturday. The Buckeyes are 12-1
in the last 13 I have attended (the only blemish was a 17-20 loss v. Wisconsin
in 2001, Tressel’s first year). My 29-5 overall record at the Shoe
includes 2 wins over Illinois. Vegas has the Buckeyes as a
28-point favorite. A little math here: 56 – 28 = 28. Illinois
won’t score 28, so take the Buckeyes and give the points. Unless the over
is 72, bet the over.
As for the rest of the season, if you want to know, read
on. If not, see you next week. Maybe.
MSU’s defensive coordinator, Pat Narduzzi, is the best
college assistant coach in the country. He has two weeks to game plan for
us, and he has the Va. Tech and Penn State tapes. I’m guessing that
Vegas will make us a 6 point dog. MSU will beat us by at least 10,
maybe 14. It will be easy money.
We will take care of Minnesota by 10 on the road, and
Indiana by about 20 the next week. Michigan will come in trying to win
for Brady Hoke’s last game, but we should beat them by 14-17.
We end the season 10-2 and we will be off to a New Year’s
Day bowl in Florida – Citrus or Outback most likely. We will get
matched up against the 4th or 5th team from the SEC,
which will probably be someone like Ole Miss. Ole Miss’ defense is every
bit as good as MSU’s, and better than Va. Tech’s or Penn State’s.
You get where I’m going with this. So, 10-3 with no quality wins (except
the annual pummeling of UM). It will be a disappointing ending to a
hollow year, I’m afraid. But, I will still cheer like crazy for the
“Eleven warriors brave and bold.” Go Bucks!