Thursday, September 19, 2019

Miami, Miami University, Miami (Ohio)

Shockingly, we are 25% done with the regular season and as of Saturday evening, we will be at 33% completed (sniff). This week it's Miami, or Miami University, or Miami (Ohio), but NOT Miami of Ohio or University of Miami, as the Redhawks' weekly Game Notes advises:

PLEASE NOTE: When referring to Miami, please use either Miami, Miami University or Miami (Ohio). Please do not use Miami of Ohio or University of Miami, etc. The latter are not the proper names for our institution. Thank you.

Well, I still call them the Redskins, which is what they were when I traveled to Oxford, Ohio for a week- long basketball camp.  I don't know what a Redhawk is anyway and not sure they exist.  Which reminds me of a funny story.

Back in the fall of 19-something when I was a Freshman at The Ohio State University, during the weekend of the first away football game, I first became aware of the Olentangy Surfing Classic. Two of my Park Hall floor mates told me about this must see event. (I won't single them out, only to tell you that their last names are literally Powell and Kesselring). Anyway, they described in magnificent detail:  how the police shut down Lane Avenue (thus the need for an away game); how this big semi brought in a huge wave machine designed by the fabulous OSU engineering department; how two cranes lowered it over the Lane Ave. bridge into the Olentangy River; how it generated waves for surfing; and how many girls would be in bikinis on the banks of the river.  So, a couple freshman in the room next to me went along and we set off on the 20 minute walk to the Lane Ave bridge from South Campus.

The scene was spectacular.  Fortunately, I have a photo.
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20 minutes later we returned to Park Hall slightly angry but more embarrassed.  After Don and Gerry stopped laughing we turned on ABC and watch the Buckeyes thump MSU.  One year later, when I was a Sophomore, I told the tale of the Olentangy Surfing Classic to a couple of new Freshman and they made the journey the Lane Ave bridge as well (shout out to Jeff Hart, if anyone knows him).

Now you may be wondering how I fell for that obvious ruse. Well, what if I told you there were t-shirts

That gets your attention, doesn't it?  However, neither Don nor Gerry had a t-shirt. The fact is, as Malcolm Gladwell's new book details, we humans have a Truth Default Setting. We naturally believe people are being truthful.  Sure I had doubts about the Classic, but those doubts were not sufficient enough to overcome the default setting. Liars are rarely caught red-handed at the time.  It is not until one has sufficient time to build up evidence (the doubts) that tip the balance from truth to falsehood.

So what does this have to do with Miami?  Absolutely nothing. I wanted to tell this story last week since it was Ohio State's first away game, but I didn't have time.  This week I have nothing to say about Miami, Miami University, or Miami (Ohio).

I am asking you to believe me, that I am telling you the truth and you should have no doubts, that Ohio State will win the game this weekend.  That being said, you should have doubts about the point spread, which started at 37 but has climbed to 39 (with an over/under of 58).  I've done some analysis about the Buckeyes as huge betting favorites in the past. Updating those stats to today we find Ohio State is 12-13 ATS when favored by 25-29; 8-11 when favored by 30-34; and 4-3 when favored by 35+.  In short, there are no good trends here. You should have major doubts. If you believe the doubts have tipped the scales then you should Listen to Admiral Akbar.

As for me, while I have my doubts, the feeling that I get from the 2019 Buckeyes is that they are not fooling around. I think the offense is gelling and going to continue to score. A. Lot.  And the defense looks very tough and ready to post another shutout. To paraphrase the immortal words of Steven Tyler, I think the train keeps a rollin'.  That leaves the question of the over/under because Ohio State may have to score 59 points themselves to make it.  I think they do.

Schaef says:  Ohio State 59, Miami/Miami University/Miami (Ohio) 7.

Season totals: 3-0 S/U
                        2-1 ATS
                        2-1 O/U

Bonus:  If you have never been to Oxford and need directions, ask El Monte Slim.



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